Subject: Fun at Walmart    This might improve the shopping experience.
 
Subject: Fun at Walmart
No, I don't know Bill Fenton...but I wish I did. He is having more fun
than me.  
 
 
Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired. Mrs. Fenton insists that he go with 
her to Walmart. He gets bored with all the shopping. He prefers to get 
in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. 
 
Here's a letter sent to her from the store.
  
Dear Mrs. Fenton:
 
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a
commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban
both of you from the store. We have documented all incidents on our 
video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are
listed below.

Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Walmart:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's

carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute

intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the

restrooms.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,

'Code 3' in housewares.. . and watched what happened.

5. Aug 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on 

layaway.

6 Sept 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Sept 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other

shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding

department.

8. Sept 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him , he begins to cry

and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Oct 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror,

and picked his nose.

10. Nov 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the

clerk if he knows where to find the antidepressants.

11. Dec 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the

"Mission Impossible" theme.

12. Dec 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using

different size funnels.

13. Dec 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through,

yelled  "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. Dec 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes

the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

And last, but not least 

15. Dec 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door waited awhile, then

yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here !!

4106 N. 195th Ave. Buckeye, AZ 85396